“Don What-the-hell-am-I-doing-writing-at-this-hour.” George Boredom, Lord Whine-on. Canto I.i

I want a thesis, a too common want
When published folk have taken every new one
And written them in journals, filled with cant
And theory packed so thick that none could view one!
‘Mongst such as these I do not dare avaunt.
I’ll therefore cry off, and say “Screw one
And all of them!” Is it a crime
To go to bed a bit before my time?

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